cosmo tip #611

expertcosmotips:

want to impress your man??? put a sausage in the blender and then pass him a note that reads “this is what im going to do to your peen”

then pour it into a glass and drink it without breaking eye contact

Oh dear god my dick just receded into my body

(Source: foudporn)

surahphernelia:

those-things-i-couldnt-say:

THIS JUST HAPPENED! HOW IS THERE ALREADY A GIF?!!!

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. I SAW IT ON THE TV AND “annnd now we wait for Tumblr.”

(Source: dailydot)

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz)

kirstinfayce:

SO I WAS IN PSYCHOLOGY AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW 55% OF AUSTRALIANS ARE OVERWEIGHT AND SOMEONE IN THE CLASS YELLED ‘CRIKEY’ AND MY TEACHER IS SO DONE AND IS JUST STARING AT HIS DESK

UPDATE: THE PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE THEY WERE LAUGHING SO HARD AND JUST

leucrotta:

theginnytohisharry:

loverdosis:

bluekulele:

MO CLICK THIS

THIS

THIS IS

THE BEST EARGASM I’VE EVER HAD OOOHHHHH

OH MY GOOOOOOD.

You know I always wondered if these two songs would go together

Answer: yes

Where the fuck can I download this Q~Q

(Source: bsbnfobnadamfreak)

funnyhub:

90 minutes exam…

last 5 minutes you turn black

Camera Canon PowerShot A75
Aperture f/4.5
Exposure 1/60th	Focal Length 89mm

cosmo tip #611

Track Name

Thnks fr th Sins/Mmrs Not Tragedies

Album

Mash Ups

Artist

Fall Out Boy/Panic! At The Disco